This guy was strolling along a California beach when he stumbled upon a lamp in the sand. He gave it a rub and, sure enough, a genie popped out and told him he would grant him one wish.
Anything he wanted.
The guy thought about it and told the genie that he would love to be able to go to Hawaii anytime he wanted, so he would like a highway built from California to Hawaii.
The genie said, “No way! That is impossible! The cement involved, the logistics . . . it’s impossible! Think of something else.”
So the guy thought it some more and then told the genie, “Help me to understand women. If I could understand women, my life would be so much better and so much easier.”
The genie replied, “Did you want that highway with two lanes or four lanes?”
Tonight at Harvest
I can almost hear you groaning out there. That was just a silly joke, but the topic of understanding the role of both women and men in marriage is not.
That is why I am speaking on that this tonight at Harvest in Riverside. It will be a careful look at God’s words to married people from Ephesians 5.
You can come join us or, of course, watch live at harvest.org.
This Thursday, I am off to Chicago. I am speaking to a bunch of pastors there on Friday afternoon. This is in preparation for our upcoming Harvest Crusades event to be held in Chicago in 2010.
So remember us in prayer.